AISubs v3.7
Hello, everyone, and welcome back to SideQuest.
We have some problems to figure out...
and some friends to summon.
All right, Luciteal, let's try this again.
Apologies for how bad that went last time.
I do hope you'll be patient with me. We can't all be legendary warriors.
Guess I should go grab this first.
Agh!
Yeesh! Watch it!
Help me out, Lucatile. Keep aggro, if you can. And I'll keep trying to beat up on it.
Awesome! Well done!
Yeah, we got it! Yeah, there we go!
That's better
And Twinkling Titanite is a fine reward for all that hard work
Okay
Let's get some items here
Blossom Kite Shield—sounds cool!
It's got a great name
There's another item over here. Let's see about that
Large Soul
Yeet! Watch it!
Ha ha ha! Teamwork!
Okay
Do we head straight or do we head up? Let's head up!
See what there is to be found
Man, there's a lot of paths
Let's take care of this first
And let's look in here
Oh, another summon sign
Sellsword Lewitt
I mean...
Two might be overkill
But look how sweet he looks
Two shields?
Yeah, let's do it
Why not?
Let's be ridiculous
I've probably given whatever boss...
we're gonna be fighting... so much health
What's going on there, man?
Oh, okay. Oh, you're saluting me
I hope
Right?
Okay, good
I saw the red and I was like, "Wait..."
Can I accidentally summon someone who wants to kill me?
Even for Dark Souls, that seems awfully cruel
All right, you get out of here!
Whoa!
Yeah, that red is really, uh, catching me off guard there, buddy
Can I open it? Nope!
All right
Can I open this?
No!
Okay!
Uh, can I open anything?
Yep, okay
Agro!
Yeah!
Got 'em, okay.
What else we got?
Oop! Enemy! Enemy!
As long as I can hit 'em before they do that...
...explodey fall attack thing...
...then everything's okay.
But if they get that attack off, boy it hurts.
All right, not seeing anything else in here.
Just checking everything out.
Agh! Terrible choice of location...
...to fight that thing.
Wait, someone else attacking us?
I don't want anybody chipping away at the health...
...of my companions here.
Hey, Farris' Lockstone!
I will eventually have to go back...
...to open that other one...
...that I found.
Okay.
So, open...
...and I imagine...
...we're headed toward boss territory now.
Ooh, ladders.
I mean, that's gotta be a boss, right?
This is a super cool area.
"Sorcery required"? That's, uh...
...worrisome.
I'm not exactly the sorcerering... type.
Oh, come on.
Okay.
Oh, no one fall off the edge, okay? We're... just...
...walking ahead.
Wow, that's cool. Okay!
Try jumping.
"Visions of friends." "Try death."
"Key required." "Then try torch."
Hmm...
I take it none of these other paths are gonna lead anywhere useful.
Hey, radiant life, Jim. That's not bad.
I am gonna top off before this fight. I do...
...not want to...
...take any risks here.
Is it...
No, it's not.
Liar.
If I actually put down signs for all the liars I've found so far...
...I'd never get anywhere.
Well, okay... team.
Get pumped!
Because here we go!
Oh dear
Oh dear, oh dear
Well, he's having a bad time
Whoa
That is cool
Ah, hey
Hey, teammates, let's do this
Come on, teammates
Ah, so he's just blocking over and over. That's pretty great
This is kind of working
We're whaling on 'em!
Hang in there, sellsword!
This is gonna work!
Hang in there, team!
Ah! Ah! Terrible!
Yeah! Whale on 'em!
Ah!
Boy, doing this solo would be somewhat tricky, I imagine
Ah!
Yeesh! Get outta there
All right, we need to kill this guy quick before sellsword Lua gets, uh...
...destroyed
Before either of you do, really
Ah!
Careful!
Don't die, any of you
Ah, come on! Hit 'em!
Hang in there, team. I know we're really close to dying here
Oh good, attack me, actually. That's better
Yeah! That was very close, but we did it! Yay!
Great soul
Oh, is that one of the great souls I needed? I bet it was
Soul of the Lost Sinner
Whew!
Well, that was something
Thank you, Lucetiel and Selsord Lewitt
[footsteps]
Man...
That was neat
Yay, we did it!
Praise the sun... wherever it is
Well, let's see what lies ahead, shall we?
Victory...
...at a bonfire
Is there any more welcome sight?
Fragrant branch of yore, Elizabeth Mushroom.
Fine work. By the way, keep moving.
[chuckle]
Okay.
Primal bonfire?
What's this now?
What's a pranal bonfire?
It's got like a big skull in it
Maybe they all do and I just haven't been paying attention
Oh no, this looks different, like the sword's broken?
Huh
Okay, return to the firefire
Interesting
Uh, where'd you go?
Where'd you-- oh, there you are
Hey, I did it! I did a thing!
Yeah, I know
Right?
Let me give you this Estus flask show right here
Oh
Guess I...
don't have one
Oh, well let's talk then
OK
Good questions, I'm sure
I should spend some souls, though
Let's head up the shop
Was this always here?
Yeah, it must have been
Hey there, buddy
Come on, man
You've been in shock recently, although it may be a bit out of your reach
Someone's getting uppity
You did get more things, though. That's pretty great. Let's see, so this is all the same Alva Helm, that's new.
The Alva Set, hmm.
Helm worn by Alva the Wayfarer. Light, but offers very high defense.
Alva crossed many a land in search of a cure for Saint Sarita's sickness, but failed and relinquished his knighthood.
Alva was once wracked with guilt and remorse, but rediscovered his purpose in life with the aid of the witch who once plotted against him.
There's quite a lot of story... in that.
The Penal Mask - Mask of the Lost Sinner - increases equip load.
The spikes pointing inwards suggest that this was not used to bind prisoners, but to torture them as well.
The tightly cinched belt presses against the waist. By now, no one knows who this was used to punish or for what reason.
A device used to restrict use of the hands.
Raises power of pyromancies? That's cool.
And a tattered skirt that the guilty wear in shame.
Very interesting.
That Alva set sounded pretty neat, but I don't know if I want to spend all the souls... on that right now.
I'm wondering, since I've lit a primal bonfire...
Does that now mean...
Yes...
Now there are two of these here.
Interesting.
Do you have anything new to say... about this development?
Eh, not really.
I'm sure it will be fine
I'll check that out later
Or maybe now
That actually may be where I'm supposed to head next, now that I think of it
It's a shame Gavilan hasn't come back here, for the best I can tell
How am I to wheel or deal?
So Leningrast can't upgrade my pyromancy flame, which...
I mean, it stands to reason...
that he wouldn't be able to do that
But who can?
That is the next question
I would assume that new pyromancer friend I made, but I don't know if he came back here.
Well, I don't see our pyromancer friend around, so I guess I will just spend these souls here...
...before I lose them.
Yeah, that'll do it.
And that saves us enough souls to go talk to...
...uh, Lysia, that's her name...
...and get her to...
...open up this other path down here, which I'm curious about
I am!
Ooh!
Go ahead.
Cool!
May the power of miracles be with you.
Thank you.
Offer your souls to the gods.
We'll see.
THE END
All right!
"Try Head", hmm
This is large and...
dangerous feeling
Hope I'm headed in a smart direction.
Huh, oh you're somebody.
Let's speak.
Huh.
But you seem interesting, though.
You know I'm interested in one?
Huntsman's Cups.
Hmm.
A new zone, it looks like.
Gorgeous view indeed.
I like the look.
Sort of a dark, foresty area.
This is working for me.
I guess let's investigate!
You look like one of those things I'm supposed to attack.
Hello?
You alright there?
Hello?
You do what you need to do.
Hello!
I come to visit your fair village.
Ah, you brought a friend. Grand.
I'll come now.
Be nice.
*sigh*
*door opens*
"Small yellow burr." Hmm.
Well, let's start investigating this zone here, shall we?
Ah!
Poison gas.
Oh, there's a...
...butterfly thing up there.
That's intense.
Huh, I wonder if I can hit this guy from here.
If I dig out the cheap arrows.
I don't know if I want to shoot the butterfly. I mean, that would probably make my life a little simpler.
Well, maybe, assuming it would actually work.
Aw, almost. Led him just a little too far.
Yeah! That was a good shot.
Bam!
Nope, nope, bad shot.
Nope.
There we go.
Take that.
So, okay...
I do have this fruit which boosts poison resist, so let's go ahead and use this and then run for it.
No, wait.
Let's...
lure it into...
using its poison one more time.
You're gonna do it?
Do I shoot the bug or do I just run?
I'm gonna eat the fruit and run.
All right, we run!
Oh
Well, I guess we didn't need to do that
Well...
Better over cautious...
and alive
Oh, this is cool looking
I wonder who all these folk are who are non-aggressive, who are just kind of a...
worshiping or...
I can't really tell for sure what they're doing
Ah! Hey!
Watch it!
That's what you get for getting fancy with your attacks, buddy!
Hey!
Don't appreciate it.
All right.
Will this open?
Nope.
It will trap.
Okay.
At least here I can hide from the--ah!
Archer.
[laughs]
Merchant?
Ah.
I'm guessing there's not actually a merchant there.
I'm guessing that's just a fun little
Dark Souls 1 reference they're making.
Let's see what's over here first.
Eh!
Ah!
Since when are you aggressive?
Unless you were just one of these other guys here.
Get out of here!
Go away!
Bandit!
Hmm...
There's an item over there, so I definitely want to get that.
I'll be headed there soon...
Well, let's get this item first...
...before I forget about it.
There we are.
Cracked red eye orb.
Okay...
So what can we do in here?
Is there a ladder?
Can I just drop down?
There must be some way of getting up here.
Life gem? Agh, stop it.
Let me run back out this way first. Maybe there's a, uh...
Yeah, yeah, I can just go down to this floor.
This way.
Can I? No way, this is how I came. This is how I came through here before.
Did I see an item?
I did.
Don't know how to get there. Not gonna worry about it right now.
Agh!
The heck was that?
[footsteps]
There's a lot of unanswered questions going on around here.
Alright, I'm dropping down.
Maybe I'll regret it.
But we'll see.
You know what, I'm gonna go get this archer.
Uh, this... archer.
Yes.
You are the archer, to which I was referring.
And you...
you're just unwelcome.
[footsteps]
Bandit's knife!
Throwing knife!
Presumably also a bandit's.
Get outta here.
Small orange burr.
Sneaky jerk.
Nothing.
Oh well.
Nameless soldier, life gem, good stuff.
Get outta here.
Oops, missed.
I say... get out of here, thank you.
Hmm.
Where to head first?
I guess these both go up the same way, so...
We go up here...
We go...
Nope, nothing here.
And let's climb!
Up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up, up.
Ooh, cool!
Ah!
Bandits got ups!
Had... had ups.
Hmm... not seeing much up here...
...to do.
I mean...
Oh, there's an item.
And...
Presumably a long fall to my death afterward.
And I see probably a trap here, but, uh...
Just in case, on the off chance that's...
...an NPC I don't want to hurt, I won't...
...try to hit them from here.
Poison moss, life gem, cool.
I am dead, aren't I?
Think I might be dead.
I'm feeling pretty certain that I am dead.
That is a not nice thing to do.
Well, let's see. Maybe if I can equip the ring...
and give myself to full health and...
roll very carefully...
I can fall onto a safe ledge.
Okay, here we go.
Hey, I did it!
Thank you, ring.
[thump]
Why do I keep hearing these thumps?
What's going on?
Well, at any rate, I guess let's head down.
Hmm
Bonfire! Hooray!
That is a welcome discovery
Very welcome indeed
How am I on Estus? Oh, I'm great on Estus!
Wonderful!
Well, I think this is a great stopping point, since I found a nice, safe little bonfire here
and this looks like a big, intimidating area
to start checking out
But we're gonna do it!
And we're gonna do it next time!
So thank you for watching, and I will s--
Hang on
Ha-ha!
Neat